1/23/25 (Bonus): Hit It, Rockapella

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Kyle Ford
January 23, 2025

"Carmen Sandiego"

Trump renames Gulf of Mexico to 'Gulf of America' among 1st executive orders

During his January press conference at Mar-a-Lago, Trump declared he would change the name, saying it’s currently run by cartels and that "it’s ours."

abcnews.go.com/US/trump-rename-gulf-mexico-gulf-america-1st-executive/story?id=117886074

Melania Trump's inauguration hat draws comparisons to Carmen Sandiego

Where in the U.S.A. is Melania Trump?

mashable.com/article/melania-trump-hat-inauguration-outfit

Trump's White House portrait looks a lot like his mugshot, and the internet has noticed

The president's official portrait looks strikingly similar.

mashable.com/article/president-trump-white-house-portrait-similar-mugshot

The White House Website Is Basically a Marvel Movie Trailer Now

The updated White House website now features a Donald Trump hype video complete with helicopters, saluting, fighter jets, and a bald eagle.

www.wired.com/story/white-house-website-marvel-movie-trailer-helicopters-bald-eagle

How the Village People Explain Trump

Showing off his new big tent, the returning president played circus master to a strange kind of union.

www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2025/01/trumps-village-people-inauguration/681387

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