1/27/25: Push The Button

Donald Trump has returned to the Oval Office—which means his beloved Diet Coke button has made its way back onto his desk.

The hemline index correlates the strength of the economy with women’s skirt lengths—minis in a bull market, midis in bear. In our sociopolitical moment, it could make more sense to consider what might be called the boob index.

President Donald Trump’s administration is testing a new capability that would allow officials to email the entire federal government workforce at once.

Move Fast With Trump firmly in office, the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is finally off to the races, and its brand new website has been greenlit for launch, as first revealed by Jay Peters at The Verge. True to its name, the DOGE website certainly takes an austere approach to web design. American taxpayers loading up the government website won't find themselves burdened by wasteful copy or reckless hamburger menus, but rather a single landing page which reads "An official website o